Have you ever felt like a big ball of laziness? You're not alone! Here's another big ball of laziness! How about you be big lazy round things together! What can you do with this sloth? Snuggle! What can't you do? Ask him to get you snacks. The kitchen is way too far away. He's just not going to do it. Alas, your naps and TV binges will have to be snackless. But at least you'll be in it together!
We like to keep it classy here at Squishable! For example, we would never make a Peach description that was all puns about butts. Nope! Other brands might go on about this delectable fruit "bringing up the rear" and "being left behind," but not us! You'll find no references to it being the "butt of a joke" or any mention of bottoms, fannies, posteriors, rumps, seats or tushes! And how do we feel about our highbrow writing style? Just peachy!
Did you know it takes 400 cocoa beans to make one pound of chocolate?? Haha, woah! That's a couple! Imagine how many beans it would take to make a chocolate bar that's Squishable size? Probably a LOT. Thankfully, THIS chocolate bar is made of magic and happiness and generally good vibes! Well, and also stuffing, and faux fur. So it's like chocolate, with less beans and more fashion sense!
The Ladybug in Red is dancing with me, wing to wing There's nobody here, it's just you and me It's where I want to be Ladybug in Red! 15 squishy inches of romantic bug. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!
Have you heard the story of Soft Serve Ice Cream? It's a tale of excitement and derring-do and a whirlwind chase over three continents! It involves saving recipes from the Ancient Library of Alexandria as flames licked the shelves! Packs of armored elephants stomping through the Pyrenees for some reason! A blind mystic living in a hut in a foggy Cajun swamp who spoke only in riddles! It's likely you haven't heard that story, since it's completely fake. Soft Serve was invented by some businessmen in the 1930'a. Which isn't much on which to base a product description. Let's stick with the elephants and flames!
Oh Soft Serve Ice Cream, it's time to come home! For decades, you've only been available from trucks and shops, your light, creamy goodness squeezing itself from industrial machines into cups and sugar cones! Want some soft serve on a rainy day in February? You'd be out of luck!Or should I say, you were out of luck! That's because "were" is the proper grammar for explaining that you can now have this symbol of frozen friendliness in the comfort of your own home! Which is also now slightly more comfortable because you have a big, round, fuzzy Soft Serve Ice Cream to cuddle! Yum!
Shrimp Sushi breaks all the rules! For one thing, it's not raw! For another, it's technically not even a fish! Yet those aren't the only subversive facts about this delectable tidbit. For example, did you know that he once secretly rearranged all the books in his local library in spine color order? Everyone thought it was crazy until someone strolled through the door asking for "a good beach read in cerulean." Who's pointlessly random now, Dewey Decimal System?
Unicorn Cake! It's there for when you want to eat a mythical creature, but you feel kind of bad about it. Also you've been a vegetarian for years, so those urges to just chomp into a horned-horse flank are super embarrassing. Unicorn cake to the rescue! Munch away!
Tiny package! Huge sweetness! This red bundle of plumpness can only bring sweet joy into your life. Or at least to your couch. And it's definitely better than just smearing fresh strawberries on your furniture. Why would you do that? Stop it, they're going to stain.
Hello little bubble tea, you're looking very sweet today! Which makes sense, because you are made with tea, milk, sugar, tapioca balls, and loooove! This total treat from Taiwan is the saccharine sauce you've been waiting to slurp! Unless you want a lower-sugar version. If so, allow me to present this Comfort Food Bubble Tea, with zero cals but all the sweet!
A space capsule can't get into orbit without a rocket! Snow can't make it down from the clouds without gravity! And I can’t write product descriptions for new Squishables without a big honkin'’ cup of coffee! It'’s the global productivity propellant that keeps millions from falling asleep into a pile of textbooks and snoring loudly enough that the whole library hears!
Size: 14x14 inches. 100% wool hooked throw pillow with 100% cotton velvet backing. Includes 100% polyester insert with zipper closure. Insert is slightly oversized to ensure a fuller look. Designed by Ampersand.
Our popcorn furry pillow is perfect for movie nights and pillow fights. With five removable popcorn kernels, you'll love throwing these cute mini pillows back and forth at each other all night long. Once the fun is over and you're ready to settle down, the faux fur and fleece is soft and snuggly — just right for a good night's sleep.
5 removable kernals
Soft faux fur and fleece material
100% polyfiber fill
9" x 13"
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